Who needs men!

Is this a question that most women ask themselves? I know I ask myself maybe twenty or fifty times a day. Sometimes I think I don’t need them, and other times I want them so much that I can taste them.

In my survey with other women, 25 out of 50 women said they could live without a man, and they have and survived, but the other 25 percent would not be surprised without a man in their lives.

So twenty-five women are putting up with the hassle to have a man because I know their lives are fighting demons and something else. It can’t be easy with a man in your life.

The men I dated on the road weren’t worth a bit of toothpaste, thank you very much. They are dense like a zombie and they don’t understand the dynamics of a woman and the way they work. Instead of trying to learn the mechanics of one woman, they go out and find the next one.

A friend of mine just got married, but he’s the most flirtatious man I’ve ever met. He flirts with all the women who breathe and I feel sorry for his wife. I guess flirting doesn’t mean a thing as long as he doesn’t take it to the next level. Perhaps flirting is harmless and his wife cannot care what he does when he is not with her. You should be worried about what the hell you’re doing.

Men come in all categories. Here are a few:

The Old Man: these types of men live for a young woman arm in arm. They like to feel young again and show off that this beautiful woman is interested in them. The only thing about an old man is the fact that most of them are powerless and unable to get up, so where does that leave the young woman?

The young man: he is looking for an older woman to take care of him as a mother figure. An older woman is more established and wants someone to show her things. The problem with these types of men is that most of them cannot keep up and the older woman feels like she is wasting time with a baby.

The Money Man: He wants a young woman by the arm, but he doesn’t want to do anything with her. His prize is simply giving her money to keep her happy. As long as he gives her the money, he doesn’t have to entertain her, but he wants sex. This sounds like a prostitute to me, and who needs her.

The Beach Man – wants you, Jane, Tammy and all the other women in town and more. He cannot survive with just one woman, and the fact that he is not marrying you is another story in itself. And most of the time you can’t keep the names intact. He is a dog in every sense of the word.

The Kind of Man Who Marries: Now this is the man most women dream of meeting when they grow up because he is going to find the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with. He wants to get married and has no problem getting engaged.
He is our man.

The man without commitment: This is a man who does not know the meaning of marrying or committing to anyone. He will use you until he tires of you, and then he will move on to the next woman. He will never marry you or date you for long. You are really wasting your time with this type of man.

The Dog Man – He’s worse than a dog and will hurt you emotionally. He cannot be trusted, and you would need a condom on because he is a snake in every sense of the word.

The Only For Sex Man – I don’t want a man relationship. I just want a booty call. Give me sex and then have a great day. This is the kind of man you run from as far as possible. He’s just not the one.

The Staring Man – This is a man who just looks at you from across the room, down the street, on the bus, in a lounge, in a bookstore, in the park / beach, or in a movie theater. He doesn’t talk to you or ask for your number, but he keeps looking at you with his black eyes. Who wants a man like that? I once met one on a bus, and he kept staring at me for weeks. When he finally spoke to me, he explained that he was trying to evaluate myself and find out what motivates me. How was he going to find out what turned me on if he didn’t get to know me? Of course our relationship didn’t last that long, but men like this fear rejection, so they just look at you. If you are not man enough to know me, then you are not man enough for me. Get lost!

The long distance man: he has a woman in every city because he likes this. He is a man who travels and when he goes to Chicago, New York and Los Angeles, he wants to know that Michelle, Danielle and Kimberly are waiting for him. Of course, Michelle, Danielle, and Kimberly believe that he is the only man for them. Too far away for me, so I definitely don’t need this type of man in my life. I prefer my man in the same city, thank you very much.

The Mystery Man – This is a classy type of man, who has so many secrets that you don’t know what to think. Of course he intrigues you and you’re dying to get to the bottom of his secrets, so you’re going to hang out with him until you find out what motivates him. Worth it? Maybe and maybe not!

The Married Man – Now this is a man every sane woman should avoid and more. Who wants to be with someone who is already spoken for? I once dated a man and didn’t know he was married until a month after the relationship. Common sense told me to leave him alone, but he was very good to me and I continued to be with him. Finally, when he couldn’t keep up, our relationship ended. I shouldn’t have gotten involved with him, and it will never happen again. It’s not worth going to hell for pain and morale.

The Live Together Man – He wants to see what life will be like with you before you get married, if that happens, thank you very much. I do not think so. I must admit I made a mistake moving in with a man, and it lasted a year and three months. He was fine for a while, and then he ended up going to hell in a basket and something else. Of course we weren’t married, so I couldn’t expect the relationship to last. I moved in and it’s wonderful to live without a man, unless you’re married to him. I believe in holy matrimony.

Same Age Man: I have to admit that I haven’t dated anyone my age. I married a man who was three years older than me, but age-matched syndrome doesn’t work. This is because men my age have women who are twenty-five years old. Why would they want a 43-year-old woman when they could have an 18-year-old?

The High School Man: You put him in ninth grade and spent four years of your life with this man. He is the apple of your heart and the passion of your world. After they both graduate from high school, the wedding is on, and they spend twenty or thirty years together, no, because the man wants someone younger. He divorces you and moves in with a younger girl, or the woman does the same. Some couples remain married, but most divorce.

The man who does not trust: he has had so many bad relationships that he is not in the market for another. He goes after the women he’s with and ends up being alone because of his past. He will not believe that you are the woman for him, and you are not like the other women of his past, of course.

The Divorced Man: He’s not so eager to get married again because of his past. He is going to meet women and let them know that if they are looking for a husband, he is not the one. I just want to have a little fun with sex on the go. I won’t buy you a ring because I’ve been down that road and it wasn’t pretty.

The Handsome / Sexy Man – This is the kind of man you can’t trust for all the money in the world. He’s fine and the women are jumping on him, and his black bull head is bursting at the seams. You are not going to be the only woman in his life. Your appearance will be the bane of a relationship or crazy. You just can’t trust him.

The Lying Man: Everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie, and he wouldn’t know the truth if he electrocuted him in the butt. This is a man you cannot trust, nor can you listen to. He’s probably married, or has a wife, or whatever. You can not trust him.

The Engaged Man – Wears a ring, so it’s supposed to be taken. But when he’s out on the streets, the ring comes off and he’s dating the woman he’s supposed to marry in the future. I’m sorry for the fiancée.

Scammer Man: He’s talking to you for a reason because there’s something he wants from you and sex isn’t the only ingredient. He plays an important role, but he has more goals, and right now you are the key to his development plans.

The rich man: he has so much money that he does not know who to trust. You’re looking for someone who doesn’t want any of that. He likes an independent woman who can take care of herself and doesn’t need him to. He is not a sugar daddy for any woman.

The gay man: he is someone who does not want to admit that he is gay, so he has women and men in his life. His preference is men, and he will accept it, or he will play a game of lies within himself. Sleep with men and women.

Actually who needs men because they have more problems than a mental patient. I just don’t need the stress or the headaches. I’d rather be alone, and something else. It is the best policy for me and I am sure most women will agree. Do you really want the headache? (1,845)