A list of dog jokes for the whole family
As Larry the Cable Guy would say: “I don’t care who you are, dogs are just fun!” And they are. Below is a collection of G rated dog jokes that you can share with your kids and your kids can share with their friends.
Q: What did the dog say when it sat on the sandpaper?
HAS: Fail!
Q: Which city do dogs like best?
HAS: NY.
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
HAS: A flower collie.
Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?
HAS: puppies.
Q: Where do the Eskimos train their dogs?
HAS: In mushrooms.
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
HAS: a bloodhound
Q: What is the only type of dog you can eat?
HAS: A hot dog.
Q: What happens when it pours with rain?
HAS: You can step on a poodle.
Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he ate?
HAS: That hit the spot.
Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
HAS: A stray dog in a rut.
Q: When is a black dog not a black dog?
HAS: When he’s a greyhound.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
HAS: Cocker poodledoo!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a phone?
HAS: A gold receiver.
Q: What kind of dog chases something red?
HAS: a bulldog
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?
HAS: You get rid of the dog.
Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
HAS: His bark was much worse than his bite.
Q: Why did the dog’s owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
HAS: When he asked the dog how much six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
Q: What do adult dogs tell their children?
HAS: Hush, pups.
Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
HAS: Because it’s hard to run in squares.
Q: How do you find your dog if it’s lost in the woods?
HAS: Put your ear to a tree and listen for the bark.
Q: What did the dog say when he chased his tail?
HAS: This is the end.
Q: Where was the dog when the lights went out?
HAS: In the dark.
Q: What kind of dog can tell time?
HAS: a watchdog
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
HAS: No matter what you call him, he still won’t come to you.
Q: Why is a dog so hot in summer?
HAS: He is wearing a coat and pants.
what: Why did the snowman name his dog Frost?
HAS: Because the frost bites.
Q: Why do dogs move their tails?
HAS: Because no one else will do it for them.
Q: How can you tell if you have a dog that is not intelligent?
HAS: Chase the parked cars.
Q: What is a dog’s favorite hobby?
HAS: Flea collecting.
Q: When does a dog go “meow”?
HAS: When you are learning a new language.
Q: What is a litter of young dogs that have come in from the snow called?
HAS: Slush pups.
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
HAS: Put it in your backyard.
We hope this made you laugh and helps you have a good time with your children.